Grenade Gren-Aids Mitts

The story you were about to read is taken from a journal, detailing a disastrous expedition to the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro. There isn't enough room to make a detailed account. So, to make a long story short, let me sum it up for you: dude was smart enough to have a pair of Gren-Aide flap tech mittens. All his buddies didn't, they got frostbite, dead.